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“I always imagined it [getting married] would be with someone called Dave. His hair would be brown, with a short back and sides and he’d look like one of those Next Directory Catalogue models. He’d be tall, well built, well hung. Joke. He’d cuddle you to death, making you feel small in his arms. He’d thank you for making him his tea and wouldn’t spend too much time necking lager.” - Billie Piper; Growing Pains.
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I don’t enjoy being Catherine Tate quite as much as my mother does. My mum loves it. My mum’s opening gambit, to strangers, is: ‘Hello, dear. Do you watch the telly?’
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I will do this and have the coolest chalkboards for my dorm room (:
What is wrong with me? I’m talking to some potential roommates and I seem to have forgotten how to hold a normal conversation. I hate that feeling of social awkwardness…
Catherine Tate interviews David Tennant for Chain Reaction
Catherine: ‘Surely you remember Tamagotchi Heaven?’
David: ‘I have no idea what you’re talking about.’
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